Zackary Wild

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Is being an adult just working all week and then your body waking you up on the weekend, without an alarm, at the same time? I'm feeling betrayed

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Crying

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Usually a Quesada over Chipotle burrito enjoyer, but my last Quesada burrito was quesadilla thin, and my last Chipotle burrito had super fresh rice. Recency bias got me 🥴🥴🥴

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Glad I got to be there for @CJMcCollum last Blazers games. Just sad that those had to be CJs last games. I wanted to watch him and Dame until the end. Doesn't feel like the right ending

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Fuddruckers is closed as well now in Portland I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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What was even the point of testing negative for Covid when the Buffalo Wild Wings with the shuttle to the arena is closed? I'm so crushed

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Yeah, Spider Man was cool. Could've been a lot cooler tho with one more villain in the mix↓↓↓

Thoughts?

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Saw a bumper sticker that said
'Hot Sauce ❤️
Is for lovers'

???

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

If I nap for my lunch break, the break feels too short.

But if I don't nap, I don't nap.

L either way 🤔

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

#Arcane was exceptional, recommend to anyone, cannot wait for the next episodes to be released

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

@Mahaffles First 30 seconds of Black Widow be like:

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@dylntodd Thank you Mr. Todd 🌴

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

I want the taste of sour Skittles

I just don't want the pain that comes with them 😔

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

@Mahaffles Any

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Customer service, one person calls you a great help, the next person calls you a dumb idiot. Keeps the world spinning

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Apparently anyone handin out L's these days.

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Nah, I'm good

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

Meanwhile I be struggling

[Zackary Wild @zackylewild]

How hot are slow cookers normally? Concerns are starting to rise with how hot my house is

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Was minions having chest hair really hittin that different for marketers with their sparkling water focus groups?