BIG DADDY KETCHUP

livin' fast, dyin' young - bass for @latchkeyca

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HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE COLD ALL OF THE TIME NO MATTER HOW MANY BLANKETS ARE INVOLVED, IT’S LIKE BEING IN A FUZZY BLAST FURNACE

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YOU HAVE TO BE ONE SICK SON OF A BITCH ✨OR✨ EVOLVED TO HANDLE BUSINESS WHILE A MOWER IS GOING OFF.

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COOL THING ABOUT LIVING IN THE COUNTRY - FRESH CUT GRASS

SHITTY THING ABOUT LIVING IN THE COUNTRY - NON STOP MOWERS

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THE NUMBER OF DOCTORS I’VE SEEN IN THE LAST MONTH IS STAGGERINGLY LARGE

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@kels_leblanc I had to Google who homeboy was so I’d pick a cooler option

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AYO ONE MORE DOCTOR ADDED TO THE ROSTER BUT SHE SAYS I’M NOT DEAD YET SO THAT CALL’S FOR A CHAMPAIGN SHOWER EXCEPT WITH GINGER ALE - ONLY GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE Y’ALL

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DIDN’T HAVE “GIVE A DIPSHIT A STONECOLD STUNNER IN THE BANK” ON MY BINGO CARD FOR TODAY BUT HERE WE ARE 🫡

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YO THE LAST 6 MONTHS HAVE BEEN LET DOWN AFTER FUCKING LET DOWN SO FOR THINGS TO BE COMING TOGETHER AGAIN IS LIKE A BIG ASS LIFE HUG

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FIND YOURSELF A WOMAN THAT PICKS THE MOVIE WITHOUT A FUSS AND CLEANS YOUR SNEAKERS BETTER THAN YOU DO 😌

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BORN2LOSE

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MAMA ALWAYS SAID STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES, THAT’S WHY WHEN YOU SPEAK NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK 😤

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Nothing feels better than shedding dead weight to make room for more important shit

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“That butthole was a portal” - possibly the funniest thing ever heard in my life

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And you never know who comes into your life that switches it up quick 😌

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There’s a certain type of beauty in bouncing back from pain whether it’s physical and/or emotional. You discover a lot about yourself, who your real pals are, and what you want in life. Temporary pain for long term pleasure❤️

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“The windshield is bigger then the rear view”

I can’t explain how much that spoke to me

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Straight up if MacGruber isn’t in your top 10 films you hate comedy. Sorry to spread some hard truth y’all.

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33 and buying prison art. Seems on brand for where I’m at.

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YOU EVER ROLL YOUR EYES SO HARD THEY GO TO YOUR MEMORIES AND THEN YOU’RE LIKE “OH YA”

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WHAT’S UP WHAT’S GOOD JUST SLIDING THROUGH TO TELL YOU TO HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND I HOPE ITS FULL OF HOTDOGS AND COMPLIMENTS