Zac Mouser

I plan to live forever and so far, it's working.

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

@SachmoBadChoppo @FightHaven You're an idiot. The kids threw a fucking desk at the man.

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

@Crunchyroll @trigun_anime @CG_Orange_eng @11DayOldKobold

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@ruby8311141 @11DayOldKobold

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

@yareyaredazs @DB_Legends Me too

[Brandon Stroder @brandonstroder]

Tried to take an innocent photo of all the rain outside and think I may have photographed the world ending

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

@ZacMouser but seriously. #supermanprocrastinatestoo

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

You guys Superman is just like the rest of us:

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

Dude @profoundtweeter we should make The Clapper a thing again. #neverforget #americaningenuity

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

WHEN THEY SAY "EVERYONE SHOULD COME TOGETHER" iM PRETTY SURE THEY MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD BE MEGA NiCE TO EACH OTHER NOT DESTROY SHiT

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

@Fly_Guy_Phelps @toddsoccer7 Game changer

[The Third Ξye @3rdEye]

"You need to find your passion in life"
"Art"
"Not that"
"Love"
"Not that"
"Philosophy"
"Not that"
"Uh…supply chain management?"
"Perfect!"

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

This Christmas my parents complimented my drinking prowess. Thanks Santa!

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

College sure is a lot to keep up with, but I'm rediscovering a deeper enthusiasm for life and boy does it feel good.

[Connor W. Forbeck @profoundtweeter]

I wonder if @LarryFitzgerald likes long walls.

[Zac Mouser @ZacMouser]

@PhilSchnefke @nathanferber @smithdominick02 @Fly_Guy_Phelps bender 2.0?

[relatable @byreIatable]

School is an endless cycle of “i just need to make it through this week” every week.

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

there's honestly nothing more disappointing than finally getting everything you ever wanted and feeling nothing.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep?

Me: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.