zachary

steady mobbin pewnin all the newbs

[zachary @zacromines]

Due to the mass amount of v-day activity on insta already and the fact I have an accounting test to study for, this tweet will serve as a “like” on all you lucky boys and girls with a significant other’s post. I support your relationship (maybe) and am happy for you (maybe)

[zachary @zacromines]

@ScottFBrowne It can be helpful if you’re pooping.

[zachary @zacromines]

@itscoachjoe For sure but every hotel around the world uses the exact same detergent? Wild.

[zachary @zacromines]

just realized the pillows smell the same at every hotel I’ve ever been to. think about it.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

He crossed his sister so badly their mom came onto the court 😂

(via @Due2e_D) https://t.co/YEehcBmhKd

[zachary @zacromines]

@alott_of_dan That really did remind me of you cuz🤣🤣🤣

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Luck is the best

[zachary @zacromines]

Damn this angle is so dope.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

What a week for @ovi8

#ALLCAPS #CapsSabres

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Ol skool right side routines 😂

@tom_wilso @TJOshie77

#ALLCAPS #CapsSabres

[zachary @zacromines]

@LorenGiles15 This picture 😍

[zachary @zacromines]

@WillyHumphs @Cpoinsett44 Nah, this tweet was worth it 🙌🏻

[zachary @zacromines]

@JakeFreiburger The chances of OU choking have definitely decreased since Big Game Bob and ESPECIALLY Major Game Mike are out of there. This is a hot take tho 😏

[zachary @zacromines]

I’m calling for a PETA diss track on the next @Pouyalilpou album 🤣

[zachary @zacromines]

Girl - “I couldn’t even tell you worked out the first few times I saw you”

Me -

[zachary @zacromines]

Brainstorming ideas for my return to twitter like

[zachary @zacromines]

Words can’t express how atrocious I am at Fortnite.

[zachary @zacromines]

@Pouyalilpou I would like you to.

[zachary @zacromines]

People may say Tinder is “pointless” or “stupid,” but I disagree. It taught me a valuable lesson: none of the people I find attractive find me attractive.