Zac Ross

Skip me for now.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

Also - and no disrespect to mothers - but I have a visceral reaction to anybody who does that “also I’m a MOM…” cutesy shit like they invented being a Mom.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

Ugh this Katie Britt lady with the faux trembly voice… She talks like she’s posting a selfie vid about an unpleasant interaction she had at Starbucks.

I feel like she’s going to try to sell me Lume deodorant at the end of this.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

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[Zac Ross @zacross36]

I also realize that nothing may come if this and prove the exact opposite.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

There were probably friends of Benedict Arnold who were like, “Nah, Benedict wouldn’t do that!” who would now realize they were on the wrong side of history. When the USA demonstrates “one set of rules for everyone” by incarcerating a former US Pres, we’ll be a stronger country.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

Man, what a great day for news!

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

@MoxReuby @avwfridayslive @LaserCorn @CBPoindexter @TravisIrvineUSA @theanews Cc @FridaysLiveOHIO

[Phil Lord @philiplord]

I mean no sense turning back now

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

There’s a lot of weirdos in my neighborhood, and we all shop at Whole Foods.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

My face has been so puffy in the mornings lately that Face ID makes me manually enter passwords for the first 10 minutes I’m up. This is just what I look like now, Apple. We both need to get on board.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

@DevinCow Man, ain’t that the truth.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

VERY interesting to see R’s remain seated when Biden said workers had a right to unionize. Sort of says it all. #sotu2023

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

Ooo McCarthy just shushed MTG. Uh oh… daddy Trump’s not going to like that one bit! #sotu

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

@SamStefanak Yep, each morning I block about 3.

[TrivWorks @TrivWorks]

McCarthy’s winning streak is on par with Southwest’s on-time departure streak

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

@thesnlnetwork If we’re counting Update, Tina Fey should also be there for Steve’s cameo on 2/22/03.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

Presuming they used the fat white Elon photo. HAHA I KNOW RIGHT WHICH ONE?

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Be sure to check out the great feature on #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory in this month’s Hayboy magazine! ⁦@TheRokuChannel⁩

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

I kept asking Alexa if Gene Hackman is dead, and she kept replying “Gene Hammond is dead.” Over and over. She was inconsolable.

[Zac Ross @zacross36]

I feel like Twitter’s whole thing now is trying to make you think a celebrity has died just to get you to login and see it’s that celebrity talking about a different celebrity that died. I thought that’s what TMZ was for.