zach facts

the official account to make you even more smarter

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there’s no semen in tears

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if i gave covid head, it would go away for a fact. #zact

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anyone who earns more than 10 million a year has eaten someone

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horses have 15 horse power

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i’m good at catching balls #zact

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there’s a condition where you produce way too much sperm, and it’s linked to infertality #zact

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cows drink bread #zact

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I smell you say? That’s the smell of revolution… the smell of rubble from the foundations of our oppressive class system… the smell of my poop in my pants 😤

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Wiping your ass with toilet paper is a class based privilege. All you silly little marxists can chat wack all you like, but at the end of the day, I’m the one actively destroying the class system right now.

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@yung_thac yo is it okay if i screenshot?

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einstein was just horny. greatest minds are the horniest 😔

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@yung_thac speaking scientifically, working hard releases hormones in the body called anaxyphlocomim that have such a low density they leave the body through pores and rise up until they reach clouds, where there modify a clouds labido to trap moisture, until they dissipate after work ends

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@yung_thac replying and liking your own tweets is a sign of being awesome, that’s me.

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elephants are dogs

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@whyfandomfeels na,✋sexy🥵mammas😋

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‘Sup🤙guys😎(and😏you✌️sexy🥵mammas🔥out💣their💪too),😉Zachariah George😩Polaine👻here,🤙reminding☠️the🤑world,🥶that🤠I😲pedal,🥵a😵cross country⛰bike.🤘😈💥🔥

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@mpolaine Did you know that no!@BarackObama 🙏 thank u ☺️

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Hi Guys (and you gals out there too), Zachariah George Polaine here, telling the world, that I ride, a cross-country bike. 💥💪🤙🤘😤

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@pollywillfight not everyone understands, but those fellow cyclists who pedal cross-country bikes know 😤🤙🙏