yes sir.

every six to ten business days.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

moneylaundering is such an intelligent concept. like, its soo smart. idk. whoever invented it was a genius.. too bad it was for illegal activity 😭.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

there must be smth wrong w you, and u can never convince us otherwise.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I’m genuinely confused.

So after the inflation.
After the kidnappings.
After months of no light.
After tax and fuel hikes.
After terrible healthcare.
After salaries can’t even keep up with feeding.

Election Day comes then:

You dress up, You leave your house, You queue under the hot sun, You vote for the same person again.

You are not normal.
Tell me if I’m wrong.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@Inyeneeakpabio they're not even lyingggg🤭

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@masobebooks masobe looves a collection of stories novel & so do i 🤭

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@Inyeneeakpabio you've read broken??

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

the way i hateeee a man likee😭

[‘Mide @LookingForMide]

Morayo : You said a Man should not marry a woman who is drop dead gorgeous, that a woman who is like 9 will give you hypertension…My question therefore to you , are you therefore saying that when you were considering to marry me , you were saying okay this one is between the average that I can manage?

Afolabi Brown : Lmao 😂👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

Me : Her question is valid though….

[Maqueen👸🏽The Jesus Babe. @maqueenbradley]

“You take this Jesus thing too seriously.”

Yes, dear. Thanks.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@itsairens wilddddd that ppl r disrespecting dangerous woman over positions. dw?? there is literally no bad song on there wyssss??

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

the girl of my dreams is just me but with more money

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

i know i'm inactive asf, but drying out my feed is not cute! i still want to be entertained when i come on here damn.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@Inyeneeakpabio can't waittt 🤞🏼. about to be back like u never left. insufferably.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@henriettaaina i agree. 💯
school is the easiest thing you'll ever do in life. the easiest expectation to meet.

[Olóyè Ni'matullah @MsNemah]

Feminism yi, a se dagba ni o.

This Feminism, is till my hairs turn grey (my last breath)

[jayne✿ @jayneiskool]

when the love interest is a billionaire and she turns down financial gifts… DO. NOT. PISS ME OFF.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

the way im so happy. i can't begin mentioning how many masobe books i've had wet dreams of reading 🤭.

[Masobe Books @masobebooks]

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[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@Inyeneeakpabio the person tweeting, the ppl replying and concurring to the tweet, they're all me 😭.

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

@petite_browniee 😭😭😂😂😂

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

+234 na very crazy place to stay!!

[yes sir. @zaddy_e]

i know i'm late to the discourse, and i hate to be the insufferable “person who's read the book”, but, movie poppy was kind of a bitch :/

[exe✰ @crazy_fingersss]

words cant express how much i want my life to get better