this and that

Interested in a lot of things, interested in nothing at all.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

I'm convinced Terrorists now come to Nigeria to seek greener pastures.

[goma @soigomaa]

"violence isn't the answer" only gets said when oppressed people start fighting back, not when the oppression is happening

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

In 1985 Nigeria Airways had 17 Planes, Emirates had only 3 Planes. In 2026,Emirates has 356 planes, Nigeria has None.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman.

Yes, that's the point.

It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.

[BODE @neverelent]

Thank God say I watch Nat Geo Wild, if not how I for take Dey understand some of una behaviors.

[Mark @Marknit0]

A big day for APC supporters

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

The scariest thing about Joe isn’t the killings… it’s that he truly believes he’s the good guy

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

“Not all men” but you as a man your reaction to this madness was that they should have stayed at home.

[𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓉 ྐ❤︎ @qsycho_H]

The men sitting and recording these acts feel like they’re better because they aren’t joining in, but you did NOTHING to help that woman you’re recording. You are a disgusting person and you’re just as bad.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

I’m asking you to do your job in a sexual assault case, yet you are still having sexual thoughts about me in your head?

Are the entire police men in this country mad???

[ndụka. @NdukaEbubeDike]

"Naija no dey carry last", he said while Naija was, in fact, carrying last.

[VICTREY™ @VictoryOlaleye]

…but it’s the one given in the church that is holding Nigeria back. 😒

[xD @jugrmn]

“Raping festival” words I've never thought I'd come across in my life
Absolute rubbish

[Mini Skirt Connoisseur😮‍💨 @chioma_mmeje]

Again and again, we see that the reason many men are triggered when women talk about rape is that, given the opportunity, they absolutely would rape a woman.

[Tegbe! @TomiwaTegbe]

When they say “stop raping women”, olori-ebis will rear their heads to start asking “what of false accusers?”. Now there’s a whole ass festival dedicated to raping women, with videos circulating, you’re quiet because you’re still investigating the videos with forensics abi?

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisXxx]

Another Monday has passed. Week will soon end. This is how people get old. Week by week. You wake up one day and youre 50.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

The greatest comeback of all time: