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[morgan 🤎 @morgan_lane22]

IIIIIT’S FISH! IF I GAVE
PUDGE TUNA, I’D BE AN
ABOMINATION! I’M LATE
BECAUSE I HAD TO GO
TO THE STORE AND
GET PEANUT BUTTER,
BECAUSE ALL WE HAD
IS- IS STINKING TUNA!

[han @zaehlerh]

Jesse McCartney coming out with a new song has me feeling like a middle schooler again 😭😭

[han @zaehlerh]

@winniethefeng You’re my spirit animal ❤️

[Finnie Weng @winniethefeng]

Hate when those fitness posts that are like “don’t reward yourself with food. You’re not a dog” bitch I’m a fucking golden doodle woof woof mf gimme my fries

[han @zaehlerh]

I went in to get my oil changed (3000 miles past due oops 😳) and the guy was asking me all these questions about my car and I probably looked like a 6 year old who just got asked to do trigonometry.

[han @zaehlerh]

Going on vacation for 5 days so naturally I packed 6 bathing suits, 8 pairs of shorts, 9 shirts and 3 dresses.

[han @zaehlerh]

Well it’s 2 weeks until vacation, I suppose it’s time to start working out and eating right.

[han @zaehlerh]

I don’t like the new insta update because I want to scroll through my explore page and see a bunch or random peoples stuff not just one random persons stuff 🙄

[han @zaehlerh]

For dinner I’m having chicken nuggets and a glass of wine because I’m an adult

[han @zaehlerh]

In 8 days I’ll be 21 and in 29 days I’ll be in the Bahamas🍹☀️

[han @zaehlerh]

S/o to all the people who get to see their families this holiday season because next time I get to see mine it’ll be 14 months since the last time I got to. Make the most of the time you have together even when they annoy you

[han @zaehlerh]

Idk who this is but when I turned 12 I had a high school musical bday party

[han @zaehlerh]

If you sit in the seat that my feet are up on in an otherwise empty movie theater you’re the worst kind of person.

[han @zaehlerh]

@winniethefeng “Please bring honor to us all”

[han @zaehlerh]

I have 5 loads of laundry to fold, my kitchen is a mess, and I don’t get enough sleep so if you need me I’ll be on the couch watching tv with a bowl of ice cream.

[han @zaehlerh]

I wanna lose weight but I also want wings from bdubs

[han @zaehlerh]

@EmilySoltvedt I have a dog child does that count

[han @zaehlerh]

Saw an old guy eating alone today at Denny’s and it made me really sad so naturally I just started crying at the table