Timothy Boronczyk

Software engineering professional, author, polymath, and renaissance man.

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Google Duplex + https://t.co/ugQZFIvZ8D = campaign robocall wet dream

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Trope-orific. With pronunciation to make Shatner envious (all 4 lines of it). Oh, and doors. Doors too. https://t.co/AUi5TywExi

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After all these years, trying to write *exactly* how I was taught in elementary school feels extremely awkward.

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Oh silly Perl! https://t.co/oXfIpg4z9q

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Esperantistoj estas pli malpli amikemaj—se vi evitas la malamikemajn.

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Someone just asked if I was a hipster preacher. No dear, I'm just a smart ass.

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Should public wifi block government websites? 🤔

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Anyone ever notice the two-button guy is using his right hand for both?

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American software/tech companies don't have a problem outsourcing work to India or Ukraine but won't allow telecommuting. Frustrating!

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Thank you, internet. https://t.co/MT6otCXylB

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🦄 Ceci n’est pas une licorne.

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The world is changing. Kids nowadays will never know the joy of paying 99¢ for a loaf of bread, pumping before you pay at the gas station, and TV seasons longer than 12 episodes.

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what if quantum entanglement is really just a reflection of nature's merkle tree 🤔

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https://t.co/XFdj0dxfBG

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So long and thanks for all the fish.

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For my db expert friends, https://t.co/u2kOtBdIVp

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Move over, "Dek Bovinoj". "Beep Beep Ima Sheep" is where it's at! https://t.co/e5gFbb7dvx

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Happy Canada Day, Alberta! #NeverForget

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@rdohms Unfortunately it's​ not unique. Shaming encourages people to conform to the group. It's everywhere and will always be there.