Miss August♟️

crazy scary spooky hilarious

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

Can’t wait to have coffee w my bestie again

[Loafer connoisseur @Al_Laflare]

You go 50 miles north of Sac, You're in Alabama

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

Everyone who’s registered to vote gets free club entry

[Teresa Sheffield @Terfleaza]

I love when I have to say my pet’s last name at the vet. It’s like yeah that’s right, this is my HEIR

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

you can’t tell me shit

[g @34rths]

You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour

[lil croissant @lilcroisssant]

first in my bloodline to go to an afters on a monday

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

I was put on this earth to hang out, genuinely

[Tannie @nubian6]

Sunday feels completely different when Monday can’t threaten you. 😂

[𝑌𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑦𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑧 @yazzyvibes]

i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say

[shekdash @shekdash]

Maybe she's behind the DJ booth because she wants to be away from you monsters

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

Click on a man’s page and boom niner fan

[ms. boy @stonecoldsil]

That education gap gon ruin the relationship everytime

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

What should I take? A trip.

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

Who spiked my 10 Hennessy shots

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

I love when the DJ understands the assignment

[Miss August♟️ @zaithebrat]

First Dolly now the raiders 💔💔💔💔💔

[yamimi @sour2sticky]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HUMBLE WHEN BAD BITCHES LOVE ME

[erriie ♡ @ijustbesadlol]

why u gotta fight with me at cheesecake

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!