THE Zak Anderson

Small Town USA
Dig Your Roots
Lake Crystal, MN

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@CourtlandCubs would you guys be interested in playing us (lake crystal lakers)during the regular season this year?

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@Fx_Cardinals would you guys be interested in playing us (Lake Crystal Lakers) during the regular season this year?

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@charliekirk11 Look at him he looks like he doesn't even know where he is😅

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@bamb00zleddd @PFF Yea maybe with an offensive line and a defense that can hold the other team, our defense was hurt this year

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@tae15adams J.J for sure

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@BuffaloBills You must've never seen the Minneapolis miracle

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Ilhan Omar: She’s telling us how to run our country. How did you do where you came from?

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@LeSueurBraves what time is the game saturday?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Rt Bags
Fav Cornhole

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It’s funny that people think the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields but they forget it’s also a lot of driving around on roads full of potholes, construction, random waves to passing cars and avoiding deer on the way to Kwik Trip

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@CommonManKFAN Rosy's cheeks aren't rosy anymore

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@CommonManKFAN "intro" and "song" is very different I couldn't agree more, as a "youngster of 23 years" people will think of me as not being aware of good music but people don't realize there's more than just lyrics, love your stuff check out my Twitter pic #NittyGrittyLCGuy

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

Come join us!

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

@whitneygrausam Miss you too! You Chan @_lindsay_olson and I should do something sometime!😎

[THE Zak Anderson @zak241]

Just try to quit smokin and real back the drinkin, get up and go to work climb up in that bed right next to her and dance her, when she needs dancin

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like:

Ope

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lemme

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sneak past ya

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& grab some Casey’s pizza 🍕

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Every Midwesterner has had this conversation:
"Oh I live in _____"
"Where's that?"
"About *insert time here* from *closest recognizable major city here*"

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Ope. What is it ope?

It’s an apology of life.
a symbol of connection.
It’s human nature... our sixth sense.
a form of identity, a proud midwesterner