Zakia Alqaisi

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@zoinarb I wish I knew how to quit you

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@nadia_hussain boop

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@nadia_hussain picking up peeps from arrivals

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@nadia_hussain I too am at JFK

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@Starbucks

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@rezaramon316 Tara = G.

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Whatta spread! @zoinarb @RezaFarahan

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@zoinarb

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@FSCharlie hahahahhahahahaha no skoots would call 50 times then ignore my calls when I called her back

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@FSCharlie what about your loser cousin family?????!!!

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@FSCharlie @zoinarb Happy Nuroz to my favorite Shahs!

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“say something funny, only one person hears. THAT PERSON REPEATS IT, EVERYONE LAUGHS.” @zoinarb

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@zoinarb we discussed it. You are Reza. (Farahan, not Bahadur)

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“@Worrier: hits snooze on the alarm clock. SPENDS THE NEXT 9 MINUTES WIDE AWAKE WORRYING IT ACCIDENTLY TURNED OFF.” @zoinarb

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“@SteveCarell: When someone says "You da man!", I truly believe that I am, in fact, da man.” @zoinarb

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@rezaramon316 it is if it's gold glitter

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@zoinarb you take a piece of me with you

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@kamranjkhan @amber_yousuf @rezaramon316 @zoinarb @fscharlie @sanaferozi um. Munther did this MONTHS ago.

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@FSCharlie that kid can usually handle his mango lassi

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@FSCharlie I had to listen to I miss fawteee all the way to Astoria.