Zak Koehler

Not the Kohler toilet guy.

[Zak Koehler @ZakKoehler]

I tell you what, nothing hits like a 5am, I still haven’t fallen asleep because I’m stressed, so I decided to go downstairs and get drunk in the dark, beer. 🥵

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I’m live on Twitch - Watch me at https://t.co/Rdtp6AAQdv Watch me struggle!

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@NatalieCuomo 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Were Beanie Babies the first NFTs?

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Everyone pulling their music from Spotify has listeners that are too old to know how to use Spotify anyway.

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@KFCBarstool Some people just don’t have it figured out yet man, and that’s their problem. #nothinbutnet

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@PatMcAfeeShow *back when

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@PatMcAfeeShow Still salty from when they beat the Wings in the Stanley Cup back they were good. Trying my hardest not to like them. Lol

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You know you’ve been on social media too much recently when you read a work email and go to hit a like button. Posting about it isn’t a sign of me getting any better either. 😬

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@PatMcAfeeShow @FDSportsbook Fuck, I did that wrong. Already drunk. Nvm, maybe next week.

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@PatMcAfeeShow @FDSportsbook Kansas City & Pittsburgh

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@AlAlvarezJokes I’m no mathematician, but I do know that.

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@AlAlvarezJokes Things got stale and eventually 2 of his friends joined in.

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@AlAlvarezJokes You think that’s why he chose that number originally?

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@bertkreischer @SnoopDogg @rosariodawson @JenniferNettles @CodyRhodes @TBSNetwork Fantastic idea! Congratulations Bert!

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@chrisdcomedy And a sack like a libertarian.

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@Shanemgillis Nobody even drinks Bud Light in Canada.

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@JoeListComedy I imagine you trying to do the Sam Malone beer slide with that top heavy ice cream cone and the customer just taking it on the nose.

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@AlAlvarezJokes I feel tricked, but I’ll sign it anyway. 👍🏼