Al Alvarez One Liners

I write 0 like bangers sometimes

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Twitter be like

Without spelling, name a word

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I've worn cheap sneakers so long I now have VelCrows Feet

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@HedgeDirty Yes super annoying it's obvious they've all just latched on to it subconsciously

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@PunishedRWR Belgium, if they somehow win. That means US was at least 2nd best all along

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Forgot that teams just don't come back sometimes. Spoiled by Brunson

[Nathan Osborne @Nozzy1704]

@theblockspot Honestly it’s pretty solid for America’s 5th favorite sport.

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@WrestleFriendly Not true, his supernatural powers were just kicking in and kane made sure to be laid out close just like he did when they were younger so he could absorb his resurrection powers and rise up at the same time do defense himself

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@messedupfoods He must've got hooked when Jared was guest host

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In an alternate universe, I'm oblivious to alternate universes

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You know you've been driving a car too long when you feel funny if the check engine light isn't on

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Mel Brooks has been alive for more than 40% of the history of the USA.

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Didn't see a lot of fireworks in the northeast tonight cuz of the storms... I guess it's like ray-e-ain on Independence Day

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He was offsides on 44th hotdog

[ESPN @espn]

66 hot dogs gives Joey Chestnut his 18th title! 🌭

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@espn He was offsides on 44th hotdog

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

250 years ago today, Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna

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@lowkeydex All those couldve been played in 2017

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Happy #july4th    I put on some Tupac and 50cent in honor of the Tu50th

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Ellen of Boy

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

She could’ve been Helen of Troy

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@dogeofficialceo Ellen of Boy

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@FastbreakHoops5 Yes, but what if there's a team on that league of Magic, Bird, Wilt, Duncan, Kareem

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Be careful out there. 🧨 💥