Pat

a stand-up guy

verified on tinder

[Pat @pat__man]

"Door must remain closed at all times" that's called a wall

[Pat @pat__man]

You send ONE text to your male second cousin about enjoying HotD more than you have in four years and all of the sudden your girlfriend becomes your ex girlfriend because "you're gay"

[Pat @pat__man]

Willing to (physically) fight anybody who doesn't think tony soprano got murdered in front of his whole family

[the wise sage @gornte]

@hulu again I must ask. where’s the show about teaching adults how to kiss?

all these programs and not a single mention of the show about teaching adults how to kiss their lovers, potential or otherwise.

youre badly losing out on the “40 y/o Men Who Need Kissing Education” demo

[Pat @pat__man]

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Is it just me or did elephants get kind of hot?

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

obsessed with whatever the fuck glenn howerton does to every dennis line

[Pat @pat__man]

@JAMvsJun

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People with bad vision should be blurry

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@JAMvsJun @TheGhostOfJohnM Loving live Otis Redding just means that you're not a fucking idiot

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@JAMvsJun @TheGhostOfJohnM I know they were good friends in real life which is why their chemistry was fucking unreal

[Pat @pat__man]

If I was Rupert Murdochs son Terriers would've had a second season

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@TheGhostOfJohnM @JAMvsJun Such an underated show, fx fucked them with marketing so bad

[Pat @pat__man]

Me when the WiFi goes out- "Can I still use the microwave?"

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@BiggRatBastard Do women not?

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@whambamtoejam Regardless of who it was, I'd fight you

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@GraceRife @FantasyPros Dj

[Pat @pat__man]

@whambamtoejam @LargeGlutton One Lincoln Financial Field Way, Philadelphia, PA 19148