the wise sage

enthusiast and purveyor of fine wares

[the wise sage @gornte]

merry christmas ya filthy animals #homealone

[the wise sage @gornte]

dont get into an all out drunken brawl with your uncle over the holidays, even if he's mouthing off to you and has it coming to him.

it's not worth it, and your family will never look at you the same way again (if they even look at you at all).

family is everything. cherish it.

[Stephenblaq @Steezehuman]

If algorithm brings this to you, leave a random advice for someone.

[the wise sage @gornte]

@DejczoMate @N0331Hello khamzat had a much, much closer contest with strickland than ilia did with gaethje

[the wise sage @gornte]

tf they got going on in england?

[the wise sage @gornte]

weird al cover band called "Normal Al" that only does the original versions of his parodies

[the wise sage @gornte]

@nnletterboxd @MatthewBitts so was The Batman

[the wise sage @gornte]

he just looks like a guy named "quentin tarantino"

[the wise sage @gornte]

he's right there in the video you fuckin idiot

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

Still can’t believe this is from SpongeBob

[the wise sage @gornte]

life gets a lot easier when you realize you can just kill yourself

[the wise sage @gornte]

feels like Q comes too early in the alphabet. really should be XYZ territory

[the wise sage @gornte]

saw a wii u today and had to do a double take

[the wise sage @gornte]

@CocksENormus @cursedhat your soul is as hollow as your mind.

[the wise sage @gornte]

@CocksENormus @cursedhat sure you can. for example, you're telling people how to live their lives when yours is truly sad and lacking.

[the wise sage @gornte]

@CocksENormus @cursedhat this person gave their honest opinion and you met them with bile. fix your soul or you'll find life to be difficult.

[the wise sage @gornte]

@CocksENormus @cursedhat why carry such hate in your heart when love feels so much warmer?

[the wise sage @gornte]

@Cleveland2854 @hatercrave buddy, you have no concept of what I look like when I'm angry.

you'd piss yourself if you saw me all pissed off. you'd be running for your mommy but I'd catch you and kick your ass up and down the street, doofus.

don't fuck with me. it'll the the dumbest (and last) thing you do

[the wise sage @gornte]

@TangoMike_2024 @dumbtonio @hatercrave honestly I have no idea why in God's name you have beef with me, ass

all I ever did was love my granddaughter too much? sorry that I actually care what she sees when she's playing with my phone?

she knows she's only supposed to play angry birds but she always ends up on twitter

[the wise sage @gornte]

@Cleveland2854 @hatercrave you can ALSO fuck all the way off! don't tell me how to run shit in my life. you want my advice? you can go fuck yourself. do us all a favor and throw your phone into the ocean. do us all the pleasure of never hearing from the likes of you ever again, fucker. don't talk to me ok?

[the wise sage @gornte]

@TangoMike_2024 @dumbtonio @hatercrave not sure when the fuck I asked your opinion on fucking anything?

also not sure why you're piping up right now? kindly go fuck yourself, if you don't mind.

to be frank with you, I couldn't give less of a shit about what your daughter reads online. that has nothing to do with me?

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

Just paid $8 for mediocre bullshit from @McDonalds. The worst part is that I chose to there over going to a local place that would be better and cheaper (because of the drive thru). Never again. I will inconvenience myself to avoid the bullshit slop @McDonalds serves

[the wise sage @gornte]

@dumbtonio @hatercrave listen up, punk. and I'm only gonna say this once.

don't tell me how to fucking grandparent.

you have no right to tell me how to live my fucking life. get off my high horse? fuck you AND the high horse you rode in on!

maybe you should take your own advice and get off ur phone?