zackery

it started in college, took a turn down an old country road and I ended up here some how. send food and memes.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

ICE employees of the week!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY COW: In footage Republicans don’t want you to see, Jack Smith confirms Donald Trump was the CAUSE of January 6.

They released it on New Year’s Eve to bury it. Let’s get it everywhere.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Holy fuck! Showing ZERO fear of retribution from a vengeance-obsessed TRAITOR who attempted to overturn the 2020 presidential election, usurp the constitution, and overthrow the U.S. government, Jack Smith, with ZERO fucks left to give is what a badass American hero looks like.

[zackery @zakmo]

@Reuters I think the Graphic Warning was a little much. But ok.

[zackery @zakmo]

If you were punctuation, what would it be? Curious minds want to know.

[zackery @zakmo]

@jasonrobert We use share point at work. It gets the job done. But I wouldn’t recommend it.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

More than half of all gas stations across the United States now offer gas for less than $4 a gallon.

[zackery @zakmo]

@CKsays “Fear” is one of those words that changed over time. It used to mean dread and reverence. Synonyms include “awe” and “wonder.” It’s an old saying that probably needs to be updated or go away. Source: dictionary.

[zackery @zakmo]

Stopped in St. Louis on my way to chicago today. So now I can say I’ve been there.

[zackery @zakmo]

Let’s be honest. You only know how to spell some words because of autocorrect or voice to text.

[zackery @zakmo]

@RealJohnWalter Do you remember the day the total number of Pokémon became 151 with the surprise addition of Mew? I was there. We could clone Pokémon, too!

[zackery @zakmo]

@Poshmarkapp #buyerbeware bought electronic item. It was broken. Was approved for return on Friday as I was going out of town. Now I can’t make the return. #poorcustomerservice #poshmark #refunds #norefunds #wtf #wtfcustomerservice

[zackery @zakmo]

@MarciaPurse @OlgaNYC1211 @PeterSchiff It looks like a military tee. Probably choosing it because he has easy access to lots of them as opposed to being able to go shopping.

[zackery @zakmo]

Using only emojis, describe what you do when you wake up late. 😔🎶🎶🎶😔🎶🎶🎶😮👕👖👞🐈🧇🚘🚀🚀🚀🏢🤗🤫🤷‍♂️🤦💆‍♀️

[zackery @zakmo]

Someone asked me on a dating app why I live so far away. I said, “I’m the prize at the end of a long quest. You need a trustworthy friend, a loyal dog and to set out against dangerous odds to get to me.”

[zackery @zakmo]

My new routine in the morning: watch workout videos. Trying to a contact runners’ high. 💪🏃🏃‍♂️🤸‍♂️🏋️🙏

[zackery @zakmo]

Is this legit? Is this the america we live in? #TikTok https://t.co/e3ViefoAev

[zackery @zakmo]

As I wait outside to be picked up to head to the lake. Mom: why do you have hangers? Me: no reason…

[zackery @zakmo]

The doggo is braver than me. #TikTok https://t.co/fPDsA1Xqg9

[zackery @zakmo]

Making a New Year card for somebody and my inspiration is Goat Princess. It needs some work, but I think I did alright. @ Cullman, Alabama https://t.co/pJA26HVLnH