Zakoota

Dumm (Dumma dumm dumm)
Punkjabi forever.
#Drummer for @BumbuSauce (Allah Bakhshay)
Bohat posti.

[Saniya Sayed @Ssaniya_]

In a few years, Hollywood will make a movie called ‘Escape from the Strait of Hormuz,’ in which a US Marine fighting through the conflict helps an Iranian girl who dreams of becoming a scientist escape the constraints of her society, start a new life in the United States, and discover her identity as a lesbian.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

@imskbehera Also broke the record for the lowest decibel count in a packed stadium.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

@GabbbarSingh He doesn't need anyone to make him look bad. Already looks like the dude can hear colours.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

I want someone to make a "Scary Movie" type spoof of Dhurminder or whatever the hell that movie is called. Needs to happen. #SarmadKhoosat? You up for a challenge? Imagine how much fun it would be.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

So. Dagestan is obviously the new Sparta. #IslamMakhachev

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Alaka der alaaaaa! #PakVsIndia

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Shabba BOYZ! #PakVsIndia

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Doesn't he? 🤣🤣🤣

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

Any minute now, Trump’s gonna remind us he definitely deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Wishful thinking.

[Hassan Abdullah Niazi @Hassan_A_Niazi]

Ceasefire deal mei Twitter ko unblocked rakhne ka bhi clause hona chahiye

[Zakoota @zakoota]

One thing's for certain. A certain brand of cornflakes is going to be the only thing on the electoral menu for the next half decade at least.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Because usually highly compassionate people don't have high IQs...?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I know some of you may think l'm tough and harsh but actually I'm a very compassionate person (with a very high IQ) with strong common sense

[Zakoota @zakoota]

And now, back to our regular programming.
Here's Uncle Sam with the weather...
#PakVsInd

[Zakoota @zakoota]

@fasi_zaka "The west has extracted enough information about china's missiles and military technology, we obviously have work to do. Now stop fighting, children. Let the adults prepare for the real war."

- Trump

[Zakoota @zakoota]

"The West has extracted enough information about China's missiles and military technology, we have work to do. Now stop fighting, children. Let the adults prepare for the real war."

-Trump

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Fust of aal. Thanks be to Allah. Bwuayz played well. #PakVsInd

[Zakoota @zakoota]

And so it begins.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Meanwhile the Israelis are like putt lo Jo puttna hai...

[Nida Khan @NidaKhanNY]

Will just leave this here … joint statement from Biden & Macron on Israel & Lebanon:

[Zakoota @zakoota]

@MDUmairKh Don't forget Coldplay has 3 stadium shows in Mumbai too. Believe me I've tried to get the government to pay attention to bigger western entertainment. No vision whatsoever

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Yeah but Babar's new haircut is fire.

[Nadeem Farooq Paracha @NadeemfParacha]

Overrated, overpaid, underperforming duds. Exposed over and over again and still paid big money by corporate brands. This mediocre bunch is a constant embarrassment. Only good at cutting cakes and appearing in TV ads.

[Zakoota @zakoota]

Would be funny if it wasn't sad on soooo many levels.