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ramblings of a bum

[zak @zakrificials]

friend confessed to me so i got rlly vulnerable trying to explain why i cant reciprocate, so to see it used against me kinda hurts :/

[zak @zakrificials]

give crows/ravens an opposable thumb and they'll be fully sentient in a few hundred years

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@haaladrift wikihow's your go-to for this (dont ask me how i know)

[zak @zakrificials]

@ctrluzi - the plot of chainsaw man

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@d0gtailz i do get that a lot lol, i get turkish allegations more for some reason

[zak @zakrificials]

moroccans use your biggest insecurity as a nickname so no you cant hurt me

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hmmm

[zak @zakrificials]

busy due to exams so im training with resistance bands at home and its legit giving me more fulfilling workouts

[zak @zakrificials]

@46amisha lmaoo good luck 😭

[zak @zakrificials]

been naturally waking up at 5 everyday for the past month #plskillme

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@nuanrmz same lol, i think im the original ipad kid

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my best memories were made while playing peggle on my xbox 360

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she's using me for my average looks and my bad posture

[zak @zakrificials]

@verestetty just irritating lol

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@onlyhalo my dream actually

[zak @zakrificials]

@abiliflyy its a new one lmaoo, i promise

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post gym pump

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appreciating beauty in a purely platonic way is a lost art

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twt will lowk like anything... skinny boy abs do not count as real abs #fraud

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post gym pump

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@ihrtdazai no such luck so far :/

[zak @zakrificials]

tried my hand at this "flirting" thing and i stuttered.... 0/10, never doing this again

[zak @zakrificials]

@getawaycar888 whoever's making you feel underappreciated doesn't know ball

[zak @zakrificials]

tall women get a special place in my heart

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@oscenina lmaoo alright not too much on me