Zalea

I am an Azalea. Came from a hot house, was living outside in a pot, now I'm dead.

[Resurgent Books @Resurgent_Books]

Apparently @BestBuySupport thinks speaking to customers in a patronizing manner is the same as assisting them. Don't call me #dear

[Cindy Carrera 🍉 @Carrera13]

So it turns out that @BestBuySupport employs very shady billing practices. And instead of rewarding repeat customers, they penalize you.

[Cindy Carrera 🍉 @Carrera13]

I found out today that the more business you give and the more money you spend at @BestBuySupport customer service declines exponentially.

[Zalea @Zalea]

Hey @Pfizer @GSK drop the price of the pneumonia vaccine to $5/child for all developing countries and humanitarian orgs like #MSF #AskPharma

[Zalea @Zalea]

Tell Arkansas Gov.@AsaHutchinson: Halt this execution assembly line. It’s indecent, could result in torture. https://t.co/SAhdDF4MlN #8in10

[Zalea @Zalea]

Two more dead by her hands. #stopher

[Zalea @Zalea]

@comicbookfilms @VenomsDevil No beef I'm a dead plant dummies.

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Former K.K.K. leader David Duke qualifies for Louisiana Senate debate https://t.co/XKUj7UXDl8

[Drew McLellan @drewm]

An inconvenient desk accessory.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Dance with Peace. If they see us having fun, they will want to try it themselves. Change your way of thinking and the world will follow you.

[T. J. Raphael @TJRaphael]

The good people of @PRI are looking for a social media editor. Based in Boston or Minneapolis. https://t.co/qdSUNP8YHw cc: @JournalistsLike

[Zalea @Zalea]

It’s spring and she’s already begun to buy plants and kill them.

[Danielle Bonadies @dcBonadies]

Cindy had #geneticcounseling twice. Her story here: https://t.co/0NI8jePMnl @MyGeneCousnel @SpannerInMe

[Zalea @Zalea]

Dead plants- not funny. RT @Paped1984: Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

[Zalea @Zalea]

@brianbolter No fun for him for sure. He's 10. Sounds like he was celebrating April Fools in an age appropriate manner.

[Zalea @Zalea]

Beautiful springlike day. Too bad I’m dead.

[Zalea @Zalea]

It’s chilly today. What does that mean for me? Nothing. I’m dead.

[Zalea @Zalea]

I am a dead plant. Nothing to do with beauty.

[Zalea @Zalea]

@BeautyintheBag Wrong @Zalea

[New York Times Books @nytimesbooks]

Maria Konnikova proves there’s a lot to be learned about human nature from analyzing the dark art of the scam. https://t.co/KWZ2sjHCmf