Mashiza

IG: Note to self: Don’t be too humble; you are not that great!

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Are you ready for the Second Coming?

The Son of Man has been sighted around the streets of Johannesburg...

According this eye witness he is on his way to Holy Northcliffe where is expected to meet his followers.

#SundayThoughts

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@PRammitloa @_NombuleloM Mbijana 🤏🏾

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#PhalaPhala South Africans want the president to resign…

The President:

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@ms_tourist Or bhabhalaz… You are already dehydrated 😫😅

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@YourBoiShu_ @pontsho_mp This monologuer is missing from the list 😅😅😂

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@Annie_Modiba @AyandaForReal It’s nice and all but remember one swallow does not make a summer 🫣😅

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@lesofthelight @KingBlqkman @Discovery_SA I asked my Banker the same question and she asked for screenshots which I provided. I never heard anything from her… It has always been a fine print scam bin

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@Sjava_atm That’s my negro! 🙌🏾

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@_onlyscott How is this hard? The responses are like the instruction was “wrong answers only” 😅

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@LeratoPillayZA @Kay_opulence I didn’t know that Mpho is old enough for Mantashe to sit on his lap 🤔

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@LuthandoFuze @MICRHYMESA Rest Mama, rest! 😱😅

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@Am_Blujay @malaut230 @grok who are the people in the video and how are they related?

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@joy_zelda @FatshakK MashAzI not MashIzA… There is a difference, ok

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@kholo_Kman @joy_zelda @DrImogen @Imogen Why am I getting tagged… Am I catching strays 🤔😅

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@RefilweSeboko @grok what bird is this?

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@Sinoooo__ And it feels weird (not in a bad way) when your beautiful gal turns out to a splitting image of her father. Ontombikayise are too pretty 😅

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Indoda emfishane ayingabi netshebe ende… it gives some tokoloshe vibes

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@LeighRhadebe Mangivula iprofile ngabona ngama balloons. I hope you enjoyed or still enjoying your day. Happy birthday 🥳 🥂

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The curse is broken…
#NedbankCupFinal2025
#NedbankCup
#SowetoDerby
#KaizerChiefs

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What you do with this information is entirely up to you 🤷🏾

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We don’t talk about this enough… Meanwhile chicken is one of the cheapest meats.
R200… Fok!