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[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Allandale is a mess!

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

@DrSo46245 @DailyMail South Africans are so embarrassing sometimes. Sies man. Nxa

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Why don’t vessels of this size use nuclear? This looks like a good use case for an SMR.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Mark Zuckerberg, an outspoken critic of "man-made climate change", shows off his new $300 million, 287-foot mega yacht, powered by four gigantic diesel engines.

Yet another stark reminder that Net Zero is only for the peasants

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

My favourite thing about myself is that my dream anything is the one I can have next. And it’s not an ambition thing. I don’t need the idea of owning a yacht to make me work hard. Why do you? I honestly don’t get people that sit in their getz and dream of buying a Ferrari. What kind of an ambition is that?

[Z_ @MmaMotho_]

I don’t even have Monaco FOMO because thats such an unreachable destination for me😭🤣. Like ngiyobe ngifike njani, ngani, nobani bandla??😳😭✋🏾✋🏾

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Basadi are our strongest warriors.

[Sanele Nkosi @sanelenkosiii]

A new bombshell has allegedly entered Taxi Boss Bafana Sindane’s heart. Bafana is head over heels in love with Athandile Mnyaka. Since mid-last year, Athandile has been enjoying exclusive first-class trips & was doing wifey duties at Bafana’s birthday celebration this past weekend.

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas start speaking like passport bros when they speak about township women

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Beauty and the beast is a positive spin on dating ugly men for money.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

@mothibz Also shocked to learn! No molly is MDMA.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

What shocked me about the madlanga coffee machine dibakho is the fact qualudes are mandrax. These Americans talk about equalises like they are a viable alternative to edibles. Kante they are talking about hard drugs???? Yesses!

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Oh this ain’t cute. At all.

[Nkululeko Mhlaba @NkululekoMhlaba]

I was called to a Parent-Teacher meeting this week because my Grade 1 son asked: “If immigrants must go back home, are white people going to Europe and Indians to India?” He somehow offended half his class 😅

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

2 accidents on the M1. You get past snail pace traffic in the one and jump right into the next. Mxm

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

I actually think they are due a big win with Tuchel at the helm. Kane is world class but when he goes there are goals all over that team. Good depth. I think they are about to go on a hell of a run.

[H 🇾🇪 @HugoNM31]

England are in for a decade of mediocrity once Kane retires

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Packed the winning mentality I guess.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

After just 16 months in charge of the Eredivisie club...

Robin van Persie has headed out of the Feyenoord exit door.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

@Zinziswa_ You were born when tv came on and off. You watched ccv before sabc. Please watch your tone.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Watched 8 excluding 2026. First one was 1994. I remember the Baggio penalty miss.

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

Are there people on this app who have watched more than 5 World Cups?

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Squillacci!

[𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 @hovie_09]

Arsenal fans, Which signing looked brilliant on paper but disappointed the most?

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

@Hlanyos This is true.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

People that dash alcoholic bevs with energy drinks have an extreme disregard for their own well being.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

Golf lesson of the day:

I’m a better striker of the ball than my scores suggest…because the course is not the range.

We will play more.

Road to sub 90.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

@Musanathi2 @balush7 Kuruman means he works in Kathu! You’re playing with a bag my sisters.