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(Del ár. clás. samakuk) 1. Persona solapada y cazurra que, callándose o simulando torpeza, hace su voluntad o lo que le conviene; 2. Embriaguez o borrachera.

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No momey, no money, still honey

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#nivelinventadafit
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*at security gate*
- oh I have to drink all my water
- unless it's vodka
- too early for vodka
- it's never too early

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I want to be born in Mexico so that I'd had my ears pierced already - L (6-yo) #hermanayaeresmexicana

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Running rushing #chulatours

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stop

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Japanese-inspired Malaysian concha

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We all are 😂

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#mschfboots are like extreme crocs - Gav

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P1:My eyes don't lie (at Dan Murphy's)
P2: but my brows.....
@RossellaIbr

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Is broccoli a junk food? - Luna, a broccoli lover

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La thaitetería - memo

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Poo kimchi - lacubarró

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Oh yeah? What do you prefer, boringness (i.e. working Thursday at 1pm) or fun (i.e. Playing with V) - adult responsibilities = boringness to a 7-yr old #truestory

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con quattro belle italiane, ma mi manca mia sorella @RossellaIbr

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Neighbours sleeping since 9pm 👵🏼, no one around noted the power outage in Brunswick, VIC #gotobedzam #youngun

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You're not iron deficient, you're irony deficient

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Un patxaran, por favor

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My phone was dead, but my feelings are for you - Prince #why #badneighbour

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There is a fine line between being too good and being stupid - @RossellaIbr 's mom #wisdom