daphne

writer | mexiCAN | spring/summer ed.

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@jmurcia88 @PopBase I will only accept this kind of slander from Mexicans that were born, raised, educated, and currently reside in Mexico ok 😤

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@imbethmccoll Any recommendations? 📝🧐

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@Dongilol Mexicans love Korea so much rn you might be double Mexican

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@RafaelEscrig Fucking delicious is what that is

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@lydiakauppi @Apple_Sauced_ I can’t believe someone is objecting to these very common ways of managing one’s time. That is so odd 😂

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@exhaustdata There are jokes and then there are jokes

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@DinoStandUpMX @somosatomico patomerlin2025 TikTok

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@CELEST1ALB0UND @macgreb @dvaldesnyc Your patience is aspirational ✨

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@NOSHELTER2HIDE @alpohlovebot Reconsider how necessary this comment was

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He took ownership of the roasts because he was just there. Apparently everyone else either died or didn’t care enough. Proof that they’ll just let you do things if you hang outside a comedy club or venue long enough

[Seth Simons @sasimons]

in 2020 New York Magazine published an article extensively documenting Jeff Ross's relationship with a teenage girl. Amy Schumer said on-record that he had a habit of dating uncomfortably young girls

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@OnyxAurelius @nonameoptions It wasn’t, it was 6K a month

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@LangstonEdwin @jenopelle Wait I live in Ktown too, where are the watch parties?

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@katttydaddy Yup

[mel @meltedvideos]

1ª vez que os estadunidenses vão ver cenas do México sem o filtro amarelo

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@SANTANABURNER7 Divorced man (failed to love and be loved) who refers to women as “holes” reaffirms why he is undeserving of companionship and intimacy.

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@yoonzaner If anything gives me hope, it’s this

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@gutesmadel Ahead of its time every time

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@antriggered Brutal haha 😭

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@tfjaybee Anti-Flag

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@MoiraDonegan Vince McMahon everybody