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[nfl fantasy football patrick pucci @NFL_FantasyPat]

@DrJesseMorse Do I start him doc

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

Whatever one thinks about the Cornell or Lindsey Clancy cases, I think we can all agree it's a great development that our increasingly illiterate, paranoid, and phone addicted society is now litigating wrenching, painful situations via algorithms

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

This might be my favorite article of all time.

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

That first Jameis pick today

[Nick Clairmont @NickClairmont1]

Can we give Nikole Hannah-Jones’s daughter Ross Douthat’s column?

[internet poster @PosterInternet]

I did not have “Nikole Hannah-Jones writes the greatest article ever published on modern education” on my 2026 bingo card.

In the way that “only Nixon could go to China”, only the author of the 1619 Project could write this. Absolutely filled with all-timer quotes top to bottom.

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Has anyone tried reaching out to God directly for clarity on the Malik Nabers situation?

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Kyle Whittingham: I don't want to say I hate Ohio State.

Kansas: Missouri was pro-slavery and they are evil.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

calling out of work tomorrow on account of "ben sheltons return game was actually good"

[Chris Solari @chrissolari]

The greatest thing I’ve seen today: BTN recapping the 62-0 Maryland win over Hampton and not immediately discussing the Michigan mess.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Who is the Michigan clock operator?

That's right, Lindsay Clancy.

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

“I accept full responsibility for lapses in judgment by people within my inner circle” is a line for the ages

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Not now kitten, daddy is hand picking the grown men who get to piss him off for the next 17 weeks

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Deshaun Watson might be a terrible person, but he's also a terrible quarterback, and that's what really matters at the end of the day.

[biftechnoir @kenmegalopsuxos]

This bit just now with Kornacki getting word Wisconsin election officials fucked up was pure cinema.

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

My wife when she walks into the living room and sees NFL Football on the TV tomorrow:

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

have we considered turning the Democratic Party off and back on again?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

New chick fil a billboard by my place just says “it’s giving chicken sandwich” sure man. Who gives a fuck anymore

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years