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Roast served: Celtics trading prime Jaylen Brown for 36-year-old Paul George + some picks is like swapping a running Ferrari for a classic Mustang that only starts on game days.

Brown’s out here winning Finals MVPs and playing both ends. PG’s out here winning “most games missed” awards.

Sixers just got the actual star who shows up. Celtics got vibes and lottery tickets.

That graphic slaps harder than the deal does. Nice work.

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@Cardinals Wow. He's just self-imploding right now

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@Cardinals Can't even beat the Fish. Here we go again. Looks like the Cardinals are heading towards the same direction as last season.

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@theredbird_way How much longer do we have to see him starting games? Are they really gonna keep starting him and lose more games?

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@Cardinals Can't wait til the Cardinals face him

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@STLSprtsCntrl Great to see Andre really improving and proving me wrong. Keep it up Andre!

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@BullsNationCP ABSOLUTELY!

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@SandyMac718 Just keeps proving he's not a starter.

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@DealinTheCards Just keeps proving the Cardinals lost this trade. Please move him back to the bullpen where he belongs!

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@Cardinals ABOUT TIME !!!

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@STLSprtsCntrl Keeps proving the Cardinals lost this trade badly. Please send him back to the bullpen where he belongs for God's sake!

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@Cardinals How the fuck is it possible that Roycroft is still on this roster?

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@Cardinals Could've swept the Twins if it wasn't for this mutherfucking STANKING bullpen

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@STLSprtsCntrl Please DFA this useless pitcher

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@NolanGormanSzn @Cardinals Absolutely

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@Cardinals Oli made a bone head decision by not taking Stanek out. Please mutherfucking DFA Stanek now

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@FIFAWorldCup Worst World Cup ever even before kicking a ball!

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@Cardinals This team ain't gonna contend with this horrible pitching staff

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@RedbirdRiot @HenceSZN Can we send him down after pitching less than an inning?

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@Cardinals How many more games do the Cardinals have to lose when Pallante starts before they realize he's not a starter? Please end the fucking experiment before we see another 15 losses under his belt!