Lysander Fernandes

AMD Product PR Lead, India | Ex-ASUS Marketing Communications for Components| Freelance writer on drones. All views are personal•

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

BREAKING 🚨: Despite ideological difference, Rahul Gandhi met Sunil Shetty at airport with such warmth

*The way he rubbed his head* ❤️

Excellent gesture by leader of opposition 🔥

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@UTDTrey 🫵🏼🤣 you know how retarded you sound

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@AdriRM33 Opinions are like asses and they all stink. Stfu pansy boy

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@theMadridZone 🫵🏼🤣 too many cooks. #cooked

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

INSANITY 🤯

🚨 Streamer IShowSpeed just jumped over Bollywood celebrity Sunil Shetty

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@Dreezy_Nwanna @TheFootyFeed Hahahaa. Man! This whole campaign against Argentina is so lame and no surprise it's by Ronaldo and Madrid fans 🤣

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

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@the_marcoliboy Doodoo head

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@DharamKarhana @Parinda_2

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@arielipillo Retarded! Yup. You definitely retarded

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@FabrizioRomano 😭😭😭🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

Windows 98 Plus: Dangerous Creatures (OC)

[Muthukrishnan Dhandapani @dmuthuk]

In the cult classic Indian, a corrupt official smugly asks Kamal Haasan: "Don’t they take bribes in other countries?"

Kamal’s legendary reply hits like a thunderbolt:

"In other countries, they demand money to break the rules.

In India, they demand money to do the job they’re already paid for."

(Dialogues by Tamil Nadu’s legendary writer, the late Sujatha.)

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@DegurechaffSama Stick to making tik toks and reels. Commenting on football is not for you. Go make a sandwich.

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@cagiago_ Get help!

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@FabrizioRomano Karma cola

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Imagine if they all played together in the same club. That club would win every trophy.

[Joe Morrison @joefooty]

Have India 🇮🇳 Nepal 🇳🇵 and Pakistan 🇵🇰 got a dumb fuckery pact to see who can get banned by #FIFA the most??

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@narendramodi @dpradhanbjp Imagine tone deaf and indifferent you have to be to say something like this. Imagine

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.