Dane Zanders

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[Dane Zanders @zandedan94]

@ArielMari7 Oh thank the mermaid gods above that you look upon me with pity #praisebabyjesus

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@ArielMari7 Oh do please forgive me Miss mermaid lady. Tis that darn cusa that made me forget! #thatsillyalcoholimtellingyah##

[Dane Zanders @zandedan94]

So I decided 2 watch Abraham Lincoln the vampire slayer... and I gotta say... it was pretty good weird but good lol

[Dane Zanders @zandedan94]

@sallyannhawbs because we did not have a class with Pam that semester lol #pamwasthebest #shelovedme #pam!pam!pam!pam!

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@sallyannhawbs Sally your hair flows like the Niagara falls it's so stunning and amazing lol... I dnt go 2 Fox no more

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@ashleeejay4 Yepp lol

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Just accidentally said the F word while talking 2 my seventh grade teacher... oops hope he dsnt tell my mama

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This is for erybody who hates their job or has had a bad day

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Love it when someone comes 2 me for advice and they do the complete opposite 2 what I told them 2 do and back fires on them #whyevenbother

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I really hope Dustin lynch comes out with some new material soon!

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I thought for sure with the combination of the rain and getting 2 the gym late all the tool bags would be gone..no still hogging the weights

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I love hearing ppls grunts in the gym... got the hilarious ones and then you got the really unnecessary ones lol

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John McCain was starring at Obama like what the fuck u talking about @alecbusiness

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I love how #fivefingersdeathpunch has cowbell in their song Weight Beaneth My Sin! #Needmorecowbell

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One of the greatest movies 2 ever be filmed is on tonight. The green mile #classic #1ofmyfavs

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Old Maria loves her new oil change and greasing #loveyourvehicleasyouloveyourself mechanic commandment number one

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Oh how I love o brother where art thou

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After watching Matt Damon fudge pack Michael Douglas in the movie "Behind the Candelabra" I can never look at the two actors the same again

[Dane Zanders @zandedan94]

This is a message 2 all ppl without 4x4's baby Jesus told me 2 tell all y'all 2 stop driving like dumb dumbs in this snow #Oh #my #lanta