Alexander Balz ⚡️

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[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Electrifying. @TheRock 🗣

(via @NFL)

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@chrisberry86 @BorisJohnson 😂😂😂
In all seriousness though, that nonce Corbyn probably wouldn’t have done much better.. hard to say how anyone would’ve dealt with it but life is such, we deal with what we’re dealt 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@chrisberry86 @BorisJohnson

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@chrisberry86 @BorisJohnson Fair play, he’s caught a HUGE one here

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@NetflixUK @FrankieDPearson

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Teddy. You were supposed to leave some dirty plates for him to lick. How could you forget. 12/10 very pupset with you

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@chrisberry86 Proper grumpy old man tweet here...

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@instadannn7 @ladbible

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@chrisberry86 #Trump2020 #Trump2020LandslideVictory #TrumpKnew #Trump

[Richard Walker @icelandrichard]

We’ve just had a formal complaint from ⁦⁦@marksandspencer⁩ about this ad. Their pizza actually costs £4.75. Apologies.

[dom 🐈‍⬛ @Dom1879]

i’ve never seen anyone scare Jay-Z the way Kanye did when beck went to accept his grammy 😭

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@papidaily HMU with the soundcloud link 🤯🔥

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

This 🙌🏽

[SAINt @SAINtJHN]

I’m just tryna limit the time I waste on the sh*t that don’t matter🗣

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

@Hermesparcels what’s going on here, it’s now Saturday afternoon 🧐

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

👏🏽

[Tory Lanez @torylanez]

A lot of people talk shit behind my back , and I be knowing .... but I just don’t care 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Because so many of you watched #AfterLife2 so quickly and made it Number 1 again, the nice people at @Netflix have suggested that I get off my fat arse and do another season. This is all your fault.

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

This is amazing! 🙌🏽

[Alexander Balz ⚡️ @zander1191]

❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Paulo. Sometimes he forgets he doesn’t have his leg anymore, but his human is always there to assist with the scratches. 14/10 for both