zander

fucked bitches 👍got money 👍

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me and ringo thread

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@mwgtmd2007 WE

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iran get him

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Trump admin now allows endangered animal habitats to be used for drilling, farming, mining, and real estate development.

Under a new Interior Department rule, eliminating endangered species habitats is no longer illegal.

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@BeanRiceSoup clara this is hilarious

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bae passed out on lap during craft night. got my ufc recaps on and a pepsi. life is good

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ok no worries guys that was anticlimactic

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if connor mcgregor wins ufc tonight im going to kill everybody around me

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@Btownjay17 don’t worry everyone’s safe

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if connor mcgregor wins ufc tonight im going to kill everybody around me

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@mwgtmd2007 the bidet is a very serious art form and takes a while to master. do you understand

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@HitThe2ndTowa i am actually i’m scared ive had weeks long diarrhea and it was not chill

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@Leeryqo your aura is unmatched

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@HitThe2ndTowa @mwgtmd2007 i tried it in your honor and it was so good

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@mwgtmd2007 do you understand the beauty of tweeting from the shitter now

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me n bae taking shifts pooping

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@mwgtmd2007 yeah

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they need to kill trump

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@mwgtmd2007 besides ur keys

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can we get some Fs in chat for alina locking her keys in her car

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@mwgtmd2007 yes babe anything for you

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how it feels waking into my morning shifts and seeing the same shit stain on the toilet as i have the past week

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@BeanRiceSoup you’re welcome