Zander Picón

[まころん🐳 C108（土曜東７C48a-日曜西２お52a) @makoron117117]

おはろー！

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food.

They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links.

The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package.

I didn't click it.

I'm a professional.

The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets.

I ignored it.

I know how SSO works.

But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom."

It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake.

I clicked it so fast my mouse almost broke.

Instead of cheesecake, I got a red screen telling me I had failed a cybersecurity drill.

Now I have to take a 45-minute online training module about email vigilance.

This is pure entrapment.

If you promise an engineer free dairy products, all threat models go out the window.

[でっかいカエル @mushi_frog]

でっかいカエル
挨拶のクオリティ上がってきたな笑

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of airline safety videos and then asked it to write an airline safety video of its own. Here is the first page.

[Indra @IndraVahan]

when your smart water purifier won’t give you drinking water because aws is down

[Redd @ReddCinema]

JUST LANDED IN FLORIDA WHATS GOOD

[Zander Picón @zanderpicon]

@AsiaGou Congrats guys, you broke the site lmao

[Zander Picón @zanderpicon]

@onavi1111 @istarothist

[Zander Picón @zanderpicon]

@Rasenji_Dengeki @istarothist Oh no, I know that brand! Now I’m going to think of that too!

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

✨The Genshin Impact × @AmongUsGame collaboration starts on September 10!

No matter where you are, Paimon will always be your most reliable travel companion!

🔍See collab details >>> https://t.co/1OpfWuenZw

#GenshinImpact #GenshinXAmongUs

[Among Us @AmongUsGame]

🧚 Among Us x @GenshinImpact 🧚

the Crewmate's catch of the day is ̶E̶m̶e̶r̶g̶e̶n̶c̶y̶ ̶F̶o̶o̶d̶ a Paimon skin and nameplate! 🎣

our *free* cosmetic drops Sept 10 (pls do not eat)

#GenshinXAmongUs

[AURORA @AURORAmusic]

GAMERS BEWARE.

i filmed something special for @GenshinImpact with the London Voices and @londonsymphony Orchestra and it was an absolute lovely day.
And yes this dress is very itchy and yes it is worth it.

[OfflineTV @OfflineTV]

Ludwig has not released any details on a new Michael Reeves video. This is because he is not Michael Reeves.

[Zander Picón @zanderpicon]

@heyitskatiana No way, it’s Cat Protano!

[Cat Protano 🐳🧹 @catprotano]

5 BIG BOOMS FOR KATIANA NOM

[Windows @Windows]

have you ever named your PC? what did you call it? 🤔

[るうな🪽 @ruuna_070]

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