Alex Becker

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decision anyone as ever made omg

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[ethan @ethanisgroovy]

I’m taking thirst traps and waking up at noon I think he’ll text back when I’m in the shower I used to kick back watching movies and the news but now I’m lame and it’s such a shame

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

im so normal im going normal mode on that normal

[bug @inkbugfic]

chappell roan was so right it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[shadon @pvrekhs]

the boys seriously think a minutes long compilation of kc saying he has nothing in common with aniya, calling her a grandma, and saying he’s tired of waiting for her to put out sexually is the same thing as a compilation of her exploring her connection with carl? nuke the villa

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[rose 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kyksnhe]

heated rivalry your success has ppl thinking we want more hockey romance adaptations

[the madonna of it all @olaedoh_]

Queer hockey show is very well received by the public. Somehow the industry interprets this as people wanting straight hockey shows when the actual message is that people want more queer love stories.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Steven @OaklandRovers]

Starting to understand how people are dumb enough to vote Trump upon seeing that thousands didn’t realize that the comically evil character was the bad guy in “The Boys”

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

How it feels to unexpectedly wake up to a bunch of clips of Taylor talking in depth about her songwriting process

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[nat ☁️ @taycurlss]

small summary of taylor’s new york times interview:

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

i genuinely dont remember what my life was like before i met my good friends shane and ilya

[lei @teheley]

me liking the “olivia rodrigo becomes the first…” “olivia rodrigo breaks the record of…” tweets

[Grace @gracecamille_]

feel bad saying it because it’s not their fault. but doodles need to go extinct immediately