Zane Kellum

KORI & HALEY MARIE ❤️

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

A/o to @CashApp! Just saved my ass from losing $100 via online vehicle registration scam. Love you guys 👌🏻

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

Why do we try and resonate with sad ass songs when we’re feeling down? Shit really ain’t logical to me.

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

Drunk dancing white people = oof.

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@haleymarie104

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@joerogan I’ve seen the middle one in Lubbock, Tx when I was climbing cell phone towers.. they coming bro 👀

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

The Texas mask mandate isn’t lifted for you animals with trash can breath.

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@haleymarie104 Uhhh you better don’t.. I’ma stop sending you the rent money . 👀

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@haleymarie104 when am I getting one?

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

Tesla Cybertruck vs Ford F-150 ... 🤯 @elonmusk @Tesla

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@CashApp @MaseAK17

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@elonmusk Be a pal and get them to hire me at the Austin Tesla plant! 🙏🏻

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

I feel defeated as a man when I get frustrated over assembling boxed furniture shit.

[The Stoic Emperor @TheStoicEmperor]

Power fears free information.

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

Put my underwear on inside out type of morning.

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@TxLorie_ Say that again for the mfs in the back @haleymarie104

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@haleymarie104 It’s really not tho.

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

I can’t leave a Redbull in the fridge at work for 20 minutes without somebody snatching it, but a bottle of water is safe. Heathens..

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@TxLorie_ Your Asian is showing

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@CashApp $zmkellum

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

What kind of godless monster goes to bar to only drink Tequila shots?

[Zane Kellum @zane_kellum]

@Arobzz_ Die