zane carter

Life isn’t always fun.

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

This is seriously weird, Does anyone know what this is?

It keeps popping up in my bathroom. I’ve scrubbed it away completely, but somehow it keeps coming back. Is it some kind of fungus?

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

My neighbor was throwing this out and said I could take it.

I had no idea what it was for, but he swore it still worked and people actually use these at home.

Then he showed me what it does… definitely wasn’t expecting that.

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I was just peeling my boiled egg like normal… then I came across THIS.

For a second, I genuinely thought I had somehow cracked open an egg that had another egg growing inside it. I kept poking at it because WHAT am I looking at?

Has anyone else ever seen an egg do something like this?

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

My mother-in-law came back from the market with this strange-looking thing and told me to cook it for lunch, I honestly have no idea what it is. Can anyone identify this creature?

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@Yuv_137 That’s what I want to do now

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@peegzy1 I pray always

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@zeerani929 That’s the best advice I seen in years.

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@CreeCoder What is October for you

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@Mat_Teoo0 Maybe you’re scared

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@Eqraaam2 Started a family in which house?🤨

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

I got goosebumps all over 😭 I was about to sleep, then I saw ants and SO many of their eggs coming out from under my bed. How did there end up being this many? Did they seriously dig through the ground and bring all their eggs out? Does anyone know how to get rid of them? Please share some tips!

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Seeing people say random four-figure payments are showing up through X Money while I’m over here in a country where it still isn’t available

The timing is actually painful.

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@internetgist3 Bro wrote a whole TED Talk just to say “don’t touch the snake”

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

I temporarily put my ball python in the bathtub while cleaning its enclosure, and it crawled into the bathtub's overflow drain hole. The water is completely off. What is the safest way to get it out without hurting it?

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@Eqraaam2 If you mean a ragebait-style comment that’s clearly sarcastic:

Yeah, definitely wait for the snake to file a maintenance request first 😭

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@mscode07 How many days do you workout a week?

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@mscode07 Can I help you with some?

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

He hasn’t replied any one yet and posted just one post in his account and has over 8m impressions..

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

@Sureboyoflagos1 What if it happens?

[zane carter @zanecarternb]

Waking up to find out X decided to publish everything you meant to keep in the drafts would be my villain origin story.