Me: WHOOHOO! I’m off today! I am SO sleeping in.
Brain: Pssst.
Me: Dude, no.
Brain: Why you gotta be like that?
Me: Sleeping.
Brain: Oh, ok. Never mind then.
Me: What?
Brain: No, you’re SLEEPING.
Me: Just tell me.
Brain: Remember that big glass of water before bed?
Yup, I’m up.