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[zaner500 @zaner500]

@bo_austin_ @Breach2324 Bro encountered a real poster and immediately peed his pants

[zaner500 @zaner500]

@cursedbyaclown1 @madison_tayt All of the tourists from your country have been nonstop posting about how good the food is you dumb brit

[zaner500 @zaner500]

@Sandrogenic @NC_Patri0t You dumb fucks have been doing nothing but complaing about how are stadiums look when yours actually look like a dumpster. Ill take a stadium that looks like a toaster over one that looks like you should be putting trash into it

[Kiko Suarez @imkikosuarez]

You can all keep lying to yourselves

[caleb @davidson_caleb]

I’m sorry was a born yesterday…. Has the United States not been a capitalistic empire for basically ever? Did this country not coin manifest destiny? Why tf would we not have state of the f*cking art facilities? I am legit confused do these people think we live in the slums???

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

CP in LA.

[zaner500 @zaner500]

@UTDdiehard7 @NevTweetsStuff @NBradjordan @utdbrxy 3 nil mate

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates.

Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone.

So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans.

But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming.

Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline.

He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse.

And he loves it.

That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

[patty mags @pmagnerjr]

Old Trafford looks like an active construction site. Stadiummogged by fucking South Bend Indiana

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

More than half of the US is further south than Madrid, and most of Florida is further south than Cairo. A third of the US mainland is desert. It was 103°F (40°C) at Rio Grande Village, TX today, and it's not even the hottest time of year yet.

[zaner500 @zaner500]

@B30_603 @Gryffix Some of them genuinely think that drywall is our actual wall

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Europeans don't have fucking ceiling fans?

[Arsenal of Dememecracy 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🗽 @gaymergir]

Here's an F1 tornado in the Czech Republic. The scale goes up to F5.

[Alyse @mrs_alyse]

"Who told the idiot Americans we can't open our windows?"

You did.

You said your windows don't open to accommodate ac units. Others posted actual regs saying they can't fully open, or bars have to be installed, reno projects are hard to get approved, etc.

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

I just think it’s funny that the Europeans who were puffing their chests about how’d they’d form an army and invade the US are now struggling with an average American summer day

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Because European heat deaths are almost entirely self inflicted.

This happens every year. It gets uncomfortably warm, Europeans start dropping like flies, and then you have the audacity to be PROUD that you don’t use AC.

Europeans are so arrogant you’ll die before admitting Americans are right about something.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

It’s my favorite time of year: when Europeans explain to people in Louisiana that it feels hotter when there’s humidity

[Caleb®️ @awsomehog1]

My semi bold take it that American weather should have the same reputation as Australian wildlife. Just a wide variety of ways to be deadly in a way that people not from here can’t really comprehend

[🌱 stick 🌱 @briggityboppity]

I was wondering about this because I've been seeing europeans talking about how they US south doesn't understand humidity, so I was like oh they must be really humid over there

But now I have people being like "what do you mean the air can make things moist and moldy" lol