Lord Zaneth

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[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

I look like this

[Nemesis 2026 @Nemtastic1]

@BenjaminABoyce I'm generous, so I'm willing to allow any two out of three:

* Net taxpayer
* Parent
* Landowner

[Lord Zaneth @zanethmedia]

@_jburden Norbit review when??

[Lord Zaneth @zanethmedia]

@spencerpratt Whatever happened to that while thing about a majority Saudi investor base with this?

[Race Horse @punishhorse]

Reminder that every single leftist sided against a 12 year old girl when her sister was attacked by adult migrants. They don't have "feelings".

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

Okay, can I get a job as a software engineer?

No, we have infinite hordes of Indian H1-Bs for that.

How about something in the manufacturing industry?

No, we exported that to China.

What about one of those new jobs the Trump administration is so proud of creating?

Sorry, 94% of those are for women.

What if I went to college and got another degree?

We've kinda been focusing our admissions on underrepresented minorities lately. You know, the ones who make up 70ish percent of the global population.

So, what exactly do you want me to do?

Well, we do have one opening for a young White man.

Oh? What's that?

We need someone to play a lazy welfare slob in a political ad.

Ummmm... okay, I guess...

Here, smear this Cheeto dust on your shirt.

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

i don't want to say i told you so, but...

[Adrian F. Pascal 🇻🇦 @AdrianFPascal]

Converting to Catholicism was the best decision I ever made.

[Walter 🌹 @retlaw1016]

This is how manufacturers are fighting right to repair laws btw. They can't win at the ballot box so they are making it impossible for you to actually fix your car.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

There’s no such thing as a secular society

Everyone worships something, ever society sacrifices on the altar to someone

[Michael F Kane @MichaelFKane]

Nope.

Not the right tone for the main event. Star Wars is for families. Andor is not. And that's okay I think, but Andor's tone does not need to become Star Wars.

[Lord Zaneth @zanethmedia]

@GarandThumb1 My son doesn’t play video games because he’s two months old

[See @Clearpath__]

Thank you Lord for loving me.

Romans 5:8

[isaac @isaac_pdf]

all filmmakers do is watch movies. They'll name every classic ever made. Never read a single novel or watch a play. That's why every movie looks incredible but the stories are dog shit

[Lord Zaneth @zanethmedia]

@stonetoss Pic 1 is selling bug infested garbage easy to access, while pic 2 is the consequence of importing people from pic 1 into polite society.

[Lord Zaneth @zanethmedia]

They can either have this maternity leave or immigration. You cannot have both.

[Luka @LukaLev]

Companies will not hire women if there’s a chance they’d have to pay them two years for not working. They’d rather hire someone who will actually show up and do the work.

[Proton Pass @Proton_Pass]

YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ‘BRICK’ A FRIDGE

[Lord Zaneth @zanethmedia]

Do not hate-watch.