I am excited to announce that I have received and accepted an offer to continue my education and football career at the University of Montana Tech. Thank you to all of my family, coaches and friends for the help in this journey. #RollDiggs
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The last 20 years for Raiders fans
Art Shell: 2-14
Lane Kiffen: 5-15
Tom Cable: 17-27
Hue Jackson: 8-8
Dennis Allen 8-28
Tony Sparano 3-9
Jack Del Rio 25-23
Jon Gruden 22-31
Rich Bisaccia 7-5
Josh McDaniels 9-16
Antonio Pierce 9-17
Pete Carrol 2-9
14 QB’s
0 playoff wins
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.
12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.
12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.
12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.
12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”
12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.
1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.
8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.
Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.
You’ve earned it.
Feeling thankful. 💩🙏
#Raiders in 5 weeks
- Entire Christian Wilkins situation
- Played Brock Bowers through injury, now out multiple weeks
-Jack Bech benched, despite struggles with Thornton
- JPJ benched for Alex Cappa, forced to compete for position
- Meredith/JPJ/Parham playing out of position
- Maxx Crosby seen career low % of snaps at 7 and 9 tech, career high at 5 and 4 tech. Posting career low win rate and pressure rate
- Benched rookie CB Darien Porter
- Benched LB Germaine Pratt, then released
- Benched Raheem Mostert for not playing ST, other non starters do not play ST
- Designated RB Zamir White as the KR, despite never having returned a kick or punt in NFL career
- Ashton Jeanty on field for only 47% of 3rd and 4th down snaps weeks 1-3, 75% weeks 4 and 5
- Saw rookie RB Ashton Jeanty have 101% of yards after contact through 3 weeks
- 32nd ranked ST in EPA, DVOA… on pace for league record low in EPA
- Refusal to bench Geno Smith, despite most INT in NFL (by 3)
- 2 losses by 20+ points
- Kick FG down 40-6 on 4th and 7
- 4th highest missed tackle rate in NFL
- 3rd most missed ST tackles
Cool moment for Kalispell product Drew Deck (@d_deck03) on Saturday as he scored his first career touchdown for #GrizFB, this one on a 50-yard reception.
Also housed a punt that was called back, but we'll show it anyways ⬇️