Karlor

never wiped

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Karlor @ZanWitDatLiam]

@TheAng3lAria @TheUnaButters Asstralia chiming in

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

We all got that one coworker

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

hyrax crying on the bed after comparing himself to other people on the internet

[Karlor @ZanWitDatLiam]

@SportScran Onionator

[どーにゃ @donyaOCer]

スコットランドグルメ、意外と侮れませんでした。期待していたよりはるかに美味しかったです。

特に美味しかったのがバーガーキングというお店のトリプルワッパーという料理でした。スコットランドに行く方はぜひお試しください！

[👁IG Farben Watch👁 @CIAhrtattackgun]

guy who jacks off at his standing desk

[Karlor @ZanWitDatLiam]

RIP Ghengis Khan he would have loved redbull

[❰❰𝐼𝑠𝑟🔪𝑙❱❱℡+970 @daanjiji]

when U drop mediocre brown and get an infinity wipe

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

this young man has been waiting in the wings

[Konrad Curze Banquent @OpsecCurze]

lmao, literally 'MMMM these veggies are SO TASTY''d his crew.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Some may say he's a very good bad boy

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Why the fuck does NYC have an Israel Day Parade lol

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Karlor @ZanWitDatLiam]

Do people move to New York after college and claim anyone who doesn’t live in manhattan isn’t a real New Yorker or are Chicago transplants uniquely shit heads

[cope de ville (half italian) @cope_de_ville]

@ArlingtonBro Consult the map

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Cute. Try this on for size: “Dracula’s outside and he is gonna fuck your butt.”