Funnily Enough I Also Go By X

Hello and welcome to the shitshow

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Me and my mom are both sick and working from home, which means we’ll spend some of the work day in the kitchen, trying to figure out the secrets of twerking

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@jackboi564 Yes I am

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A guy I used to work with told me that I’m intimidating because my legs are more masc than his and if that’s not great motivation to keep working out idk what is

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My headphones died at the gym and now I’m wondering why I’m even here to begin with

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How do cats know exactly where to stand on your boob to make it hurt the most

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I told my counsellor I wanted to get an A in therapy and apparently that automatically bumps me down to a B- and adds perfection issues to an already impressive array of problems

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The weather was wonderful this past weekend but I’m feeling a little less sun-kissed and a little more sun-bitchslapped.

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“What’s shakin?”
“My belly when I run”

A convo I overheard at work right now

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@GriffSniffDrift No, I would much prefer goblin

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I don’t know if I’ve ever been called “sweetie” and not immediately felt some level of rage

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I’ve put this on literally every other social so I may as well here too. I love him.

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I had a lit joint between two fingers and a piece of jerky between the others. I tried to inhale from the jerky. I’m just really glad I didn’t try to bite the joint

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@Shafty_Von_Hack Isn’t he though? He’s absolutely perfect.

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Meowry Christmas, from my family to yours ❤️

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@andrew_rojas09 He threw his clothes in the wash after fixing it 😂😂 what a beautiful man

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LMAOOO my dad posted this to Facebook after fixing the laundry machine.

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@5iberia I’ve had it downloaded for a while, but I don’t remember the last time I actually opened the app 😅. This feels like it’s from a lifetime ago

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LMAO You mean this is what people were subscribing to?

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@andrew_rojas09 My lord, it baffles me. I am baffled

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