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the very model of a modern Major-General

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@PearShapedComic The flag of Greenland is going to mess up your whole day

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@CSMFHT playing now and just finished medusa. what a pain in the ass

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@Sips_ there is an actual Badda Bing strip club in Copenhagen and I lose my shit everytime I walk past it https://t.co/Igl5ltfRO6

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@ScottWamplerBMD I grew up with these, they are goddamn terrifying

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Hottest day of the year but there's one person who definitely won't be #sweating

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This is the Secretary Bird. You know the ornithologist that named this was up to some shit at work.