Hemanth Singh

I am the guy your manager warned you about.

[Hemanth Singh @zapped4ever]

@GoogleIndia outage at @GooglePayIndia? Not connecting to bank servers all morning.

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@Airtel_Presence @airtelindia Can you plz explain d difference between these 2 services?

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@PrimeVideoIN could your search algorithm be anymore screwed up?

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@fssaiindia This is the dirt i found in 5 kg atta of #MoreSuperMarket at #Whitefield #Bangalore
Can you plz initiate some action?

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@KameeniChhori You have an extremely apt twitter handle 👍🏼

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@ola_supports When will you people get outta this template mentality?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Hemanth Singh @zapped4ever]

@Olacabs @Uber_BLR With your services being hit due to d pandemic, i hope you use this opportunity to drill it into d heads of your drivers that they ought to treat customers with respect n not cancel trips based on their whims.

[dan @dadopotamus]

I manage a grocery store.

I gotta say.

You’re all giant scumbags.

[Hemanth Singh @zapped4ever]

@BBMPCOMM @bbmpcommr @blrcitytraffic This garage has parked all d bikes on d footpath making it really difficult to walk. Not to mention d dirt and filth all around. Can you plz look into this?

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@INOXMovies @rakshitshetty @Rakshitshettyfb does the Inox at Forum Whitefield have subtitles? My wife is a Northie and I really want to take her to this movie.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

”Impeachment”
An anagram of “Emphatic Men”

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@ICICIBank @ICICIBank_Care Not a single ICICI ATM in the entire stretch from Hope Farm till Forum mall. Really must set one up cuz it’s causing extreme hardship to customers #Bangalore #Whitefield

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@amazonprimenow Thank you for giving us #OneMicStand. Shashi Tharoor’s episode was a killer! #OneMoreOneMicStand

[Hemanth Singh @zapped4ever]

@TOIIndiaNews @TimesOfIndiaXII How come there is no story about d govt allowing electoral bonds despite RBI’s objection?

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@Airtel_Presence N will you give me a refund for d days that it was not active?

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@Airtel_Presence @airtelindia My hello tune is not active for over a week now. You guys charge me for it every month regularly but your services are highly irregular. Why is that?

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@Airtel_Presence @airtelindia Since last Friday I am getting shit loads of spam SMS. At least 15 per day. My browsing habits haven’t changed n neither have I entered my number in any of d malicious sites. What happened then?

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@Airtel_Presence @airtelindia @Airtel_Presence Yo! I’m not getting bars all morning. Cannot make or receive any calls n I’m in d middle of an interview. WTH!

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@StarSportsIndia Star sports n Blore.

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@TataSky @StarSportsIndia Transmission has stopped. What’s going on?? #INDvBAN

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@TataSky it’s not bloody raining.