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came crawling back to repost porn-y stuff

[shsemisser @honsooled]

THIS poem is everything to me. it makes me so hopeful for my adult friendships

[larry @hotcoatlarry]

You ever take a shit so big you wonder how big of a dick you can take in your ass ?

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE ATE THEM UP SOOO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Shane @Mountain_Twhick]

It’s always nice when a Bisexual is a gay guy that’s also into chicks and not a straight guy that’s also into dudes

[Astafgorilla🔻🪂 @astaf_gorilla]

Germans going through a very singaporean time of their lives

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Long story: shortened

[ken @broteinpancakes]

No "low opacity" needed bruh

[r @rushdalchawal]

🕊️

[kifi @saguaroglasses]

maybe you feel threatened by the older generation because you have to use chatgpt to figure out that nric S6XXXXXX means they’re born in the 60s

[shibal inu @idobeshitting]

y’all don’t think this is weird as fuck?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[shibal inu @idobeshitting]

timeline sleep

[goodest boy @twunkified]

and if I said he’s kinda right? 🫣

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

S'porean doctor, 36, convicted of drug consumption after arrest at Sentosa hotel party https://t.co/tX8IfKaEtN