Mallory Harris

It is possible to provide security against other ills; but as far as death is concerned; we men live in a city without walls.

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Mario Lopez clearly hates his cohost LOL

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Good morning! Have a great one.

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Jenny Rivera es talla "L" fante.

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I could identify with that Sheryl Crow song more when I thought the lyrics were "All I Wanna Do Is Hurt Someone".

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@kariiiiiina_ ofcourse, he's one of my favorites

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" Ew, look at that girl she doesn't have a thigh gap ewwww" said no guy ever

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MIAMI IS OFFICIALLY BETTER THAN NYC AND LA

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Ron Ron: "Keep watching Time Warner. Back to the Future. Michael J. Fox." (Yes, these are direct quotes.)