PutYourLipsAroundMe

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[PutYourLipsAroundMe @zapumpkin]

This is how btc was traded in roughly 2014-15.

Binance didn’t exist. 5 major exchanges flopped. The pairs are seen. And the site was blocked by us gov.

A few years later, 5 lame influencers will tell you how btc will perform. Binance tells you how to manage wealth.
LOL

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Used @AnthropicAI @claudeai today.

Impressive.

It can turn a $100 bill into a loading screen faster than Vegas.

Probably the only employee who asks for a raise every fifteen minutes.

End result : audit of a fix of an audit
That fails.

Opus ⚡️

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@czbinanceprd Fortunes are temporary. Aphorisms are forever.

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@TheSpacerr Execution. The cemetery is full of revolutionary ideas that died waiting for Monday.

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@paulg Nothing seduces the human mind quite like moral certainty. It asks so little and promises so much.

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@elonmusk The modern economy has an odd definition of freedom: the software is open, the surveillance is proprietary.

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@danellisona Five employees if I’m building a company. Fifteen AI agents if I’m building excuses.

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@phantom A portfolio together with my remaining dignity. One of them is still in the green.

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@SolanaHub_ Nothing screams “ecosystem growth” like outsourcing investment advice to the replies.

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@TomBilyeu The first million is imaginary. The second comes from selling courses about the first.

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@coinbase Relax, Batman. You sell a buy button.

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@binance Turns out the biggest alpha wasn’t AI. It was being boring five years earlier than everyone else.

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@phantom Raccoon market. Where every chart is bullish if you rotate your phone enough.

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@TTrimoreau Nothing. I’d spend three weeks deciding on the font like a responsible founder.

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@anupamrjp Whichever one lies to me with the best prose.

Of course.

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@anupamrjp My registrar knows more about my unrealized potential than my therapist.

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@czbinanceprd If survival alone made you wise, cockroaches would be running hedge funds.

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@anupamrjp I didn’t switch because one’s perfect. I switched because each one disappointed me differently.

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@cz_binance @GiggleAcademy Cute one 🤣

It’s like the captain announcing free swimming lessons after the iceberg.

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@binance I’d leave it on the bar. If it survives the night, it deserves me.

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@Coinmaster100x I’d outlaw the phrase ‘we’re early.’ Twenty years is enough foreplay.