zaramccartney

VM Primark . Avid goat fan. poundland energy drink connoisseur. cat mom

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[seraphina @hearthkeeping]

🌊🐚🐋

[that's so haute @thatssohaute]

“enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life”

the twenties:

[officially off the rails @kimkatsgotthat]

you say gossipmonger - i say oral historian, narrative conservationist, chronicle custodian

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

I don’t care about the vanderpump hot takes from people who are new to the universe. Unless you were in the trenches with us day one watching jax reveal his multiple nose jobs when they all lived in apartments where you couldn’t use the AC + microwave at the same time - keep it!

[Genevieve was baptized by Harry @kevsjunk]

behind every hot girl there is a strong and deep connection to this album

[𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬,𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜. @StevieDerrick_]

* MY BEST. How about you? 🧐

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

valentine’s day plans

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

the chokehold these photoshoots have on me

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Not to be dramatic, but if I was on the train and saw this I would pull an Anna Karenina when they got off because there’s nothing else I need to see in this life