autumn is so shit as a woman because it is 5.30pm and i now have approx half an hour to get myself to the shops for some watermelon before all the murderers clock onto shift
In March of 2020 a gentleman came to my door at 4am. He was in a nice suit and flashed a badge at us. โIโm with Police Scotland,โ he said, โyour car has been broken into. Come with me to secure the vehicle. My partner is waiting by the car.โ
I do not have a car.