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@BlueJays I love how vladdy slowed his trot down 0.5x as he rounded second so he could activate all his spells and power-ups LOL

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@KeeganMatheson LMAO I love how vladdy did 0.5x speed on his trot so he could activate all his spells and power-ups

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@JustinTrudeau @Raptors god damn, shut up. stop sticking your grubbing fingers into every happy moment. you were a CANCER and canada is still reeling from the irreparable damage you inflicted.

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@MLB @Braves this guy’s contract is actually criminal… braves could win so much good PR if they restructured his deal and started paying him money he has earned long ago

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@CP24 whoa… I thought on top of it being very hard to contract it’s also very hard to die from once diagnosed. nevertheless RIP…

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@cwietz1 @GinoHard_ @KevinWeekes bro if this was a movie you just dropped the most killer climax/cliffhanger. oilers are hoisting in 2027 calling it now.

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@davidalter I’m trying to wrap my head around how busy they’ve been this offseason. admittedly I’ve been more into baseball lately and hockey taking a backseat makes it hard to properly analyze. can someone tell me where we stand? are we courting auston or connor?

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@NewYorker I’m a 37 y/o kurdish male (but I look italian) with a dad bod, but I’m also kinda hairy (mainly my legs)… do you think if I start an onlyfans I can rake in the dough? I’m pretty cute I guess and can work the angles iykwim.

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@TalkinBaseball_ taking guesses on what harper will put a quote about overcoming adversity onto… his chapstick? toothbrush? g-string? he has come a long way since putting 💯 on his bat handle.

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@joeroganhq on top of joe reaching his final form of insufferable hypocritical dbag… his show has become a revolving door of billionaires comically trying to lie about the types of people they are and sycophants who have too much to lose by bringing mencia 2.0 back to reality. what a mess.

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@jarvilicious @hockeypro216 @GinoHard_ @KevinWeekes homie had a reverse card I guess

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@hockeypro216 @GinoHard_ @KevinWeekes he’s semi-durable during the regular season but magically goes down as soon as the playoffs roll around. pretty much sums up his leafs years.

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@TalkinBaseball_ the bringer of rain!

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john schneider actually put together an effective batting lineup today. hopefully he goes with what works and realizes springer’s leadoff days are behind him. let’s go blue jays!

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if I told you the article about edmonton trading darnell nurse to san jose w/o retaining any salary was actually an onion article you’d have to double check… babcock/mcdavid are hoisting in 2027.

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@RussRfilion @Sportsnet @BlueJays don’t let the score fool you corbin was very good and just missed on two pitches, this is what a good offense is supposed to do

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I love how the @bluejays buckled smoak, estrada and pillar to the top of the CN tower then just forgot about them lmao… huge W on Canada day

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@BlueJays some of these ABs are up there with 2019 chris davis

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@BlueJays -1 WAR for john schneider’s pedestrian management of that game