Zoe Jarniev

Bostons very own

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@TheBBallSage @warriors @StephenCurry30 What advanced stats tell you Trey Murphy is worth a trade?

He has some of the ugliest advanced stats of any 20ppg scorer right now.

Might be the least efficient shot-creator in the league and he hasn’t played defense in 2 years

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@42ZickyD @ZFL98 @NBA_NewYork @nyknicks DONT LET THIS MAN INTO THE WATCH PARTY

He routinely mocks Muslim and handicapable New Yorkers.

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@42ZickyD @KnicksMuse @scartonradio “Handicap”

So not only do you mock Islam

Now you use offensive non-inclusive language for handicapable people

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@LOKHOOPS I mean it’s a legal defensive coverage

It’s not something Spurs fans should point to and say “The Knicks fouling Wemby! Look at them all bumping him as he rolls!”

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@42ZickyD @NYCMayor Voting for mamdani doesn’t mean you can mock Islam

But that’s what you love to do right? Mock Islam?

Gentrify neighborhoods and mock Islam: the Zicky D Method.

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@42ZickyD @DefiantLs As of about 3 days ago, you’re trivializing Islam

So to answer your question: it took just under 4 years for you to become fascist

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@42ZickyD Im glad that saying Inshallah is just a meme for you

But theres a rising tide of fascism
You should really stop trivializing Islam

I get it, you think because youre queer and live in Brooklyn that its okay

But its really unacceptable

At the end of the day you’re a white man

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@42ZickyD @JoestarJokic Your most recent retweet is a Kalshi ad retard

Please PLEASE stick to musical theater & leave basketball to people who know what they’re watching

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@JoestarJokic He’s guarding Mikal as he brings the ball out lol

If he stayed on his man, he’d could have stopped it

Instead he switches with zero pressure and doesn’t communicate with Keldon

Basketball analysis through screenshots🔥🔥🔥

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@CharlieWaltonMN @TheBBallSage #KATFOOD
#SAGEWASRIGHT

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@STrosterud @yacineMTB Shot location is one of like 9 different things that make up playstyle lmao, dumbest Lindy tweet ever

It also doesn’t make much sense to say basketball is a “solved game” because the style has changed in the last 20 years lol

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@AndrewDBailey Wow

You were stunned
SHOCKED!!
Floored!

How was that not a foul?!?!?!

Oh, it wasn’t a foul.

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@th3_prophet @AndrewDBailey @JonesOnTheNBA @SherwoodStrauss Fr lol they think it’s so smart, just because he repeated “anger” twice

The sentence basically says “the only thing that pisses people off more than the creeping fascism in America is people’s apathy towards it”

And these morons are like “wow, we really showed them!”

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@will_nba_hater @samesfandiari Jimmy Butler trade was a Shams-nuke for this very reason lol

The first move they made in a half-decade & they immediately became the second best team in the west lol

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@MarzTalksSports > cries and shits his pants when someone brought up unrelated topics about on/offs

> brings up unrelated topics when he’s being proven wrong about Brunson being a championship 1A

[(C) 14X 🏆KB @KBknowsball]

I ain’t never seen bro soo passionate lmaooo

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@MarzTalksSports https://t.co/R0S8IBQ9J7

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@MarzTalksSports Unrelated is the better description

[Zoe Jarniev @zarniev]

@thegamerman23 @MarzTalksSports @jayspartan20 @Top7RazorMast3R It’s a spoonerism of the Boston Bombers name lol

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